The Three Kings

"Can you tell the name of 3 great Kings who have brought happpines and peace into people lives?"

Student: " Smo-king", Drin-king and Fuc-king"

Boy or Girl?

B: It's a girl. She's my daughter.

A: Oh, I'm sorry, sir. I didn't know that you were her father.

B: I'm not. I'm her mother.