Greetings Laff Lovers,
I was talking to recent aquaintance of mine and he paid me a nice compliment.
"I owe you a debt of gratitude," he said.
"How so?"
"I didn't believe in God until I got to know you, TZ."
"I'm flattered," I said. "Perhaps on Judgement Day we will walk together and be well pleased. But let me ask you: how could I have affected your faith when I can't recall a single conversation in which we even discussed God?"
"Well, getting to know you I realized there MUST be a God because you're too fucking stupid to take care of yourself."
Obviously,
TZ
www.laffaday.com
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