Thursday, July 27, 2006

Incapacitated

A guy was recovering from surgery when a charity representative phoned asking him to take part in a door-to-door fund-raising effort.

"Sorry," he replied, "but I've been incapacitated."

Undaunted, the caller kept trying to convince me to change his mind and volunteer.

He interrupted and said, "I'm incapacitated. Do you know what that means?"

She hesitated. "It means your head was cut off?"

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